Probably Roger Mellie last weekend
Because I've foregone a summer holiday to spend 5 days of splendid cricket at Headingley.

And by 15.00 yesterday I was back at home. So may I provide a brief summary in the style of Roger Mellie:-

Strauss - Rabbit in the headlights. If you're going to captain (and I don't doubt your ability) DON'T go to fucking pieces when it all goes wrong.
Cook - Grow some bollocks.
Bopara - Fuck off and don't ever come back.
Collingwood - You're better than that you bone idle bastard.
Bell - See Bopara. You can't be bothered playing properly so I can't be bothered explaining why you're so disliked properly.
Prior - You tried, I suppose.
Broad - You're a transvestite, but an acceptable one.
Swann - Throw the ball at the sticks you daft cunt.
Anderson - Oh...were you actually playing? Excuse me for not noticing.
Harmison - Fucking waste of Sidebottom space.
Onions - Give me a reason not to stab you to death in a dark alley.

Rant over.

Evenin'
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:25, Reply)