afternoon rapists!
I'm bored and bit horny, so, should i go for a cheeky wank just now, or should i save my cock custard for the blowjob my wife has promised me this very evening?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:30, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

save it
and then give her an Angry Pirate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You can't have both?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:33, Reply)

of course
i could manage both, but if i comitted to a dress rehearsal, then i may not manage just as an impressive ejection for later


*squirt*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Semen stock
May be as low as 50% less if you have a crafty wank in the afternoon.

And we all know that women love maximum cummage!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:41, Reply)

it can make it take longer as well
thus increasing the risk of the bj being left unfinished due to jaw pains. and no one wants that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)

if i have
got anything to do with it, it will be throat pains...



*gag*
*choke*
*squirt*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Jaw pain?
there are women that actually stop in the middle of a bj?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:51, Reply)

it has been known
I'm talking a particularly long time here, and not the current Mrs V.

also, I've got a massive schlong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:02, Reply)

oh, fuck off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:50, Reply)

ooh
bj envy
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:58, Reply)