We had a stray dog brought in to us that looked so happy it was almost smiling as it opened its mouth
We called him Mrhappy because sometimes he would be sweetness and light and other times he was a right stroppy cunt with definite attachment issues. Last I heard, he was desperately sad, but keeps on lurking around certain areas. Maybe there's some hope for him.

I'm wussing out of going to Kendo tonight because it's too hot and the walls sweat when it's hot like this, you're not allowed to drink water in there because it's a dojo and my arm hurts from being dragged around a carpark by a pitbull cross this morning. What are you currently wussing out of or putting off?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:48, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mr Happy, eh?
Sounds like the sort of name that a total cunt would give themselves. Still, the dog sounds cool.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Also, I've wussed out of gym as my back still hurts.
And we've chips for tea. Bang goes losing weight for the wedding.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

It does doesn't it?
The pitbull was cool, she'd been with us for a while and was being rehomed via battersea today. Fucking strong dog though.

Edit: I had chips for dinner too. YAY we can be dinner twins LOLZORZ
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Did the Staffy get a home?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Staffy turned out to be our pitbull cross. Mostly staffy in nature, but registered with da poliz as half pitbull.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:57, Reply)

ASBO Dog, Innit.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:57, Reply)

She was, but so very sweet and stupid :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Sounds like ym.
All teeth and loads of slobber.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Nah, more like Al's mum when she's going down on you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Moving.
I don't really need to, but, who lives at home at my age?
/sad loser
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)

G'wan, move!
Then we can all come to Americaland and have sexy Benny Hill parties!

Dadadadada-dadada-dun-dun-der-dadadaDA!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Depends, how old are you?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:57, Reply)

*checks facebook*
26? yeah you should probably move out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I NO
I did have a roommate but she lost her job and I had to take on three to keep our apartment, went into debt, etc.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:12, Reply)

No shame in it so long as you do your own laundry, cook for yourself and have plans to move out again as soon as your back on your feet again.
I moved back home for a few months a few years ago and it would have been way too easy to let my parents do everything for me, but I refused as I knew that it would be a long time til I moved out again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:15, Reply)

I eat the dinners she cooks but take care of my own lunch and breakfast
I do my own laundry, help with their laundry, clean up around the house and pay $100 a week.

I'd rather live with my parents than an inconsiderate cunt.
'cept I can't bring anyone home when I live...well...at home.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:38, Reply)

I live with an inconsiderate cunt, but the other one is incredibly tidy and cleans all the time
so they balance each other out really.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:42, Reply)

could I just come live with you?
I'm actually thinking of throwing something out on facebook "Hey, anyone wanna give me a place to live for like $400??"
I'll probably not get a response, I have somewhat of a reputation.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Nope
I like my own space. It's a shithole anyway, several b3tans can attest to this having had the unfortunacy to visit me here
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:54, Reply)

pfft
I'll be living in a shit hole as well.
BUT, I must, I must.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Ahh but this is a North London shithole. Very different to an American shithole. Believe me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Well I'll never know
now that you've left me out in the cold, rejected
*sigh*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Not at all, you're welcome to stay with me if you come to a London bash, but the bed is mine and the cat is territorial about the floor
Cupboard full of crap do ya?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

That's shit,
I hope your room mate had an unfortunate accident.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:33, Reply)

she's now got a roommate that pays nothing, eats all her food, flew her girlfriend in to live with them
and has a great job that pays twice as much as my friend
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:35, Reply)

karma's a bitch
on the plus side there's meteor showers tonight and tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:37, Reply)

she's doing it to herself, she could kick her out but won't
ooooohhh, thanks, NASA says the easiest time to see is between 9 and 11
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Drying up.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Oh God, you're evil.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

That wasn't meant as an insult to becky,
I was talking about drying the glasses I just washed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:58, Reply)

That's so dark, man, you should get help.
I dread to think of the time I log on to bbc.co.uk and see the news of the killing spree at Milton Keynes Xscape...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Oh god I forgot it was from Milton Keynes
another strike against it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:01, Reply)

refering to me as "it"?
that's new.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Sorry, I meant to write she, but got confused.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:15, Reply)

apology accepted.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:23, Reply)