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I can't believe your missing our DiT wearing a skirt and knee length socks
WHEN HE ISN'T EVEN SCOTTISH!11!!!
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:47,
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Och aye the noo.
Kilts are part of the Danish heritage, though. Danes introduced the Kilt in to Scotland. Kilt is a Danish word.
and I like wearing skirts in public
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:48,
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Is that like The Danish Invented Everything and you can use bacon as a cureall for everything?
I've still never seen you wearing bloody tights. Most disappointing Tightly
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:54,
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Yes.
I once cut both my legs off, but a slathering of bacon and bang-o, good as new!
Also, will knee high socks do?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:58,
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No they cunting well wont do.
Its tights or suspenders or chopping your legs off again.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:00,
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Alright.
Fine. Next bash, tights are ON. Be prepared to control your womanly urges.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:02,
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So er Saturday then
Hope it's not too hot as the gusset can get a bit moist
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:05,
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I'll go for a large fishnet
for extra air flow.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:08,
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Good plan
I may do the same
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:09,
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Well I for one
am doubly excited about the weekend now
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djtrialprice, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:09,
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Are you going to the Land of Stortford then?
Or just a smutty walk round a grot shop?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:12,
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I don't know yet
I'm waiting for orders.
But a visit to the Gentlemans' Literature Emporium is always on the cards.
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djtrialprice, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:15,
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Standby.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:46,
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Sorry, I didn't see this
Tis at a pub somewhere in Bishop's Stortford. I know not the name of it
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:49,
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blasphemy
Kilts were invented in Scotland in 1913 by Liam Neeson. Or something.
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djtrialprice, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:58,
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Blas-fer-you!
Blas for everybody in the room!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:59,
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Indeværende er al nærmest sjov ikke sandt?
I have spoken
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:02,
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Jeg vil sige det.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:07,
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vi er legion
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:11,
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Vi er mestre. Vi er frygt og afsky.
Resistens er nytteløs.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:13,
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I like kittums.
Hello :)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:17,
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Ello love, how's you?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:25,
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I is good, ta.
Knackered, but good. Yourself?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:49,
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Same
Need to get to bed soon, early start AGAIN tomorrow.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:55,
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Me too
*sadfaces*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:56,
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JEG kan ikke lide renhed , JEG kan ikke lide godhed , JEG lad være savn evne hen til
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:25,
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Men killinger gør os lykkelige, og vi har været kendt for at gennemsøge internettet søger billeder af søde dyr gør dumme ting.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:28,
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Babelfish doesn't like that
Something about kittens and deathsquads by Octopus right?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:31,
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...
However, kittens make us happy, and we have been known to scour the internet seeking pictures of cute animals doing silly things.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:36,
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I prefer my version
Octopus deathsquads FTMFW
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:43,
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