I'm going to answer these in reverse order to confuse you.
2) put some brown paper or something over it and iron the top on a low setting, make sure the paper isn't covered in wax though or it'll make it worse.
1)MORNINGTON CRESCENT
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(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good advice
you'll make someone a wonderful wife
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:06, Reply)

And look at the thanks I get,
bloody applebite
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Ahem.
*points down*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:11, Reply)

too slow kid

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Thanks.
I would have been more confused if you hadn't told me you were going to reverse them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:09, Reply)

That's it????
I expected at least an invite to the launch party.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Oh, sorry.
OH PSYCHO! Thank you ever so much! What would I do without you *throws self at feet* The only way I can ever hope to repay you is if you will accompany me to the party.

Better?

Seriously though. Thank you - much appreciated.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Much better,
If only I believed you I'd be flattered.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:25, Reply)