Fucking... I'm thinking of getting these
www.catfootwear.com/UK/en-GB/Gallery.mvc.aspx/M/Men%27s#/UK/en-GB/Product.ajax.aspx/MS-B/17664M/36554

begin abuse NOW!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:00, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh shit...
You're not a LARPer are you?
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

good god no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Well, have fun with your Goblin-killing boots on.

( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

ok....
*goes back to sharpening axe*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

do it
those are hot
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

my ability to detect whether people are being serious on the internet is way off these days...
this could quite easily be sarcasm, and just as easily not
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I'm not being sarcastic
I honestly like them
*sniggers*
no, really, I think they're HOTT
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

now I'm really confused
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

ohmegosh
I REALLY LIKE THEM.
I THINK THEY'RE HOT.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

right!
not getting them now!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

See Kristine....
.....SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

what evs
he's going to buy them and act like he didn't on the internet but in real life he's rocking out in his living room like the naked cowboy
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

have you got some kind of webcam?
edit: I mean pointing into my living room. that wasn't a "do you want have some saucy webcam chat" invitation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)

In fact, I have neither
just an awesome set of spys AROUND THE GLOBE

edit: don't lie, I've already got your gaz and will expose you as the sexy web cam convo inviter you truly are
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

noooooooooo
don't pass out the login details for www.beardedsmugandbootwearing.com!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

uuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhh
what a waste
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Bit tooooooo much (aesthetically that is)...
...for me, but yeah, they're not bad. Plus, they're CAT, so they'll still be on your feet when they bury you (ignoring the fact that the burying might be a direct result of buying said boots).

I should tell you have the fashion sense of a Jack Russel.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I was about to type
"Do jack russells have fashion sense?" and then I got your point. I'm not what you would call a dedicated follower of fashion. If I'm not wearing shorts I wear flares.

I mainly want some boots for practical reasons (like not getting wet feet as I do when wearing trainers) and these are the only ones I've seen that I like
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Well, on this basis....
..."and these are the only ones I've seen that I like"

Buy them, you likes em, you want dry feets. Win.

Just be aware that you will be wearing a pair of boots that look like a Victorians idea of futuristic footwear. Or a pirate.

That was mean, I'm sorry. I'm wearing 5 year old Reeboks which smell like, oddly, a dead Jack Russel. I have no room to talk.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

the pirate comment sells them
and they'll go nicely with my beard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Lets put this pirate and webcam silliness behind us....
....buy these instead.

www.unioneight.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/weird_shoes07_014.jpeg
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

if I were a woman then I would be tempted

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Don't let...
....things so trivial as 'gender' get in the way.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

ok then
if I didn't have size 11 feet I'd be tempted

also, I don't need a heel that high
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

argh, damn your thread
now I'm looking at loads of shoes I can't buy :(((
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I can only buy those boots because it was my birthday the other day
otherwise there's no way I could justify £105 on boots, even if they will last forever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Happy belated birthday

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:15, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

here
get these
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

not sure they will quite suit me
thanks for looking though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
these are more his style.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 18:03, Reply)

Because of the lawn-mowing accident?

( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)

dance contest accident, actually

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)