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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fucking sorry to keep going onbut fucking dale winton has just praised fucking peter andre for 'behaving with dignity through this difficult time'
how can i kill myself ?
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fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:40,
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transplant your bones with marrows!!!!!(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:43,
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Take your shoes and socks off.Plug the radio into a massive extention cable.
Stand in the toilet bowl.
Add radio.
Shake, don't stir.
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Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:43,
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how big is your toilet bowl?I'd struggle to get just one foot in mine with it in contact with the water, let alone both and a radio
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:44,
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that's quite an assumptionyou don't want this to go wrong.
assumption, as they say, is the brother of all fuck-ups
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:46,
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my feet aren't tinybut thanks
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fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:46,
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ironicallybeing buggered to death by Dale Winton, and the last thing you see is him spluff fake tan on you.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:51,
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