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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fucking sorry to keep going on
but fucking dale winton has just praised fucking peter andre for 'behaving with dignity through this difficult time'

how can i kill myself ?
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:40, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
transplant your bones with marrows!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Take your shoes and socks off.
Plug the radio into a massive extention cable.
Stand in the toilet bowl.
Add radio.
Shake, don't stir.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:43, Reply)
how big is your toilet bowl?
I'd struggle to get just one foot in mine with it in contact with the water, let alone both and a radio
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:44, Reply)
He might have tiny feet.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:45, Reply)
that's quite an assumption
you don't want this to go wrong.

assumption, as they say, is the brother of all fuck-ups
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)
my feet aren't tiny
but thanks
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)
Never heard of a circuit breaker h&s boy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:51, Reply)
Pffft,
It's easy to bypass those.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:55, Reply)
ironically
being buggered to death by Dale Winton, and the last thing you see is him spluff fake tan on you.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:51, Reply)

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