Last week

I shook hands with the Bishop - honest.

So dear b3tans, what have you done recently that was totally innocent, but doesn't sound it, especially when it's put "in inverted commas"?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:44, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Last week I "fisted"

your "mum"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Ha
+2
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I dropped a yoghurt.
It went bloody everywhere.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I burped the worm
It had trapped wind.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:14, Reply)