Damge control!
My male friends spent last night trying to get me a reputation.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

have you not developed one of your own?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Ha yes, but they were making it worse.
I was out with the yesterday, and they started asking me why girls go for them. I told them what I thought, then said it was my turn: why do guys go for me?
Unanimous reply?
"Well... You're come across as easy... a bit of a slag"
I'm assured this is a good thing.

Now facebook is covered in about seven different people claiming to have seen me topless and spanked me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

have they seen you topless and/or spanked you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Yes.
And sort of. We were plying tan arse and I'm shit at football. Therefore was on the lineup every time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I have never heard of this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Basically:
You have to score by either volleying it or heading it. If you kick it out, score by neither of the above or have your shot saved, you become the goalie. Once ten goals have been scored, the goalie at that point is in goal while everyone takes a penalty. The goalie and anyone who doesn't score the has to bend over in the goal while everyone else kicks it as hard as possible from the six yard line.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:50, Reply)

my reply is better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

It's one of those games you make up so you can spank gullible teenage girls.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Shut up.
I wasn't actually spanked.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

haha,
I'll teach you a really fun game.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Er,
I think I'll pass thanks.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

that came out creepier than I intended.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

So you're not just covering for yourself now I've refused?
Right.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Nah I'd delete the thread and ignore you if I was that bothered.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Fair enough.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

or edit the original post so it looks like you're the cock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

this sounds like the truth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I was just thinking the same thing
it's someone elses turn to engage the pandertron.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I don't know where it is kept
and I may have adblocked it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Fuck it,
you're going to uni soon,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Why did I read "uni" as "die"?
Did you edit?
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I didn't edit,
I don't tend to predict people's imminent death,
some people don't like it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Oh shit...
I guess she IS gonna die soon then.
It's both a blessing, and a curse, this gift of mine.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Can you predict how?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:41, Reply)

No,
But Law of Averages is predicting "Topless, spanked to death".
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Don't make me get statistical on you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Ok.
The one thing I failed at Uni was the goddam Stats module.
I suck at numerical stuff.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Sounds fun.
I hope it happens after Leeds though. I want to see Tim Minchin live.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

And then I'll have to start from scratch
And get one all over again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

That's easy,
gossip's the only thing that spreads faster than crabs in student halls.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)