what the hell are you all doing?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:29, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Contemplating doing a bit of work
I've kind of left most of my weeks work until the end of the week. Hopefully nothing incredibly urgent comes up today or tomorrow because that will push me back even further!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Doing my fucking homework.
What the hell are YOU doing?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:32, Reply)

procrastinating

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, Reply)

oh well that's allright then
ten points to you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Napping.
Didn't get home from work 'til 8 last night.
Been here since about half 7 this morning :\
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:32, Reply)

man, that's shit
unlucky

didn't get a chance to email you that stuff last night, had to tidy my house and cut the grass then go out for dinner. I'll try and do it later as your opinion would be greatly appreciated.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Wondering if there's any chance whatsoever I'll have an answer for today's new question.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, Reply)

on past performance
I'm pretty sure that I won't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Forgive me Vipros, for I have slacked.
It has been ten weeks since my last answer.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Just reply "first"
everyone loves that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

I prefer to be second.
But then I'm an underachiever.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Damge control!
My male friends spent last night trying to get me a reputation.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:33, Reply)

have you not developed one of your own?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Ha yes, but they were making it worse.
I was out with the yesterday, and they started asking me why girls go for them. I told them what I thought, then said it was my turn: why do guys go for me?
Unanimous reply?
"Well... You're come across as easy... a bit of a slag"
I'm assured this is a good thing.

Now facebook is covered in about seven different people claiming to have seen me topless and spanked me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

have they seen you topless and/or spanked you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Yes.
And sort of. We were plying tan arse and I'm shit at football. Therefore was on the lineup every time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I have never heard of this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Basically:
You have to score by either volleying it or heading it. If you kick it out, score by neither of the above or have your shot saved, you become the goalie. Once ten goals have been scored, the goalie at that point is in goal while everyone takes a penalty. The goalie and anyone who doesn't score the has to bend over in the goal while everyone else kicks it as hard as possible from the six yard line.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:50, Reply)

my reply is better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

It's one of those games you make up so you can spank gullible teenage girls.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Shut up.
I wasn't actually spanked.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

haha,
I'll teach you a really fun game.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Er,
I think I'll pass thanks.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

that came out creepier than I intended.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

So you're not just covering for yourself now I've refused?
Right.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Nah I'd delete the thread and ignore you if I was that bothered.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Fair enough.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

or edit the original post so it looks like you're the cock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

this sounds like the truth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I was just thinking the same thing
it's someone elses turn to engage the pandertron.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I don't know where it is kept
and I may have adblocked it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Fuck it,
you're going to uni soon,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Why did I read "uni" as "die"?
Did you edit?
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I didn't edit,
I don't tend to predict people's imminent death,
some people don't like it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Oh shit...
I guess she IS gonna die soon then.
It's both a blessing, and a curse, this gift of mine.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Can you predict how?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:41, Reply)

No,
But Law of Averages is predicting "Topless, spanked to death".
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Don't make me get statistical on you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Ok.
The one thing I failed at Uni was the goddam Stats module.
I suck at numerical stuff.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Sounds fun.
I hope it happens after Leeds though. I want to see Tim Minchin live.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

And then I'll have to start from scratch
And get one all over again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

That's easy,
gossip's the only thing that spreads faster than crabs in student halls.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Fighting off the urge to go shopping for alcohol to drink this evening.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Do it.
That's my game plan for today.
A ninety minute walk purely to get a bottle of Tesco's Vermouth.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Nooooo! must not drink......
I'm giving my liver a fortnight off from last weeks shennanigans.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

That is a good reason.
I haven't had anything to drink in ages, so have no excuse.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Counting down the hours til holiday, baby.
And contemplating a trip to Vegas next year for purposes.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Dolphins?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Curses! My plan foiled!
*disappears in a puff of smoke*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I got extremely bladdered last night
Until about 3am. So today I an sitting at my desk hoping I don't faceplant into the keyboard.

At least I have the afternoon off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Deleting the 5000 emails I got since 2am.
:(
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:36, Reply)