Roast Do-do and a dinosaur steak
they cant execute me if they cant fulfill my final request.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

writing it as do-do
sounds like you want some roast turd. and you are a young child.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Ha!
and the executioner is a mean stinky do-do head
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:53, Reply)

They'll just give you the nearest thing,
According to the rules.

So either you'll have to eat a roast pigeon and an ostrich steak, or you'll get a charred exhibit from the Natural History Museum with a lump of rock on the side.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

You seem to know a lot about prison
well you wont be seeing any prison movies where you're going...PRISON
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I think you'll find they probably can
or were you picturing them slapping their foreheads and going, "Curses! If only we had thought of that first!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:17, Reply)

THEY CANT
I saw it in a film

or did I read it in a book?

or perhaps it was a dream...a sexy prison dream
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:52, Reply)