Oh, dear. What's the trouble?
Whatever's been bringing you down or making life difficult, remember this:
YOU ARE LEFT-HANDED. YOU ARE STRONG._{At least in your left hand...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What-ho old chum
Near bankruptcy, cocaine addiction (related to point 1) and severe women trouble.

On the plus side my little girl is GRATE. Almost as great as left-handedness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Jesus...
Sorry to hear it, old boy.
*Hugs with left arm*
Good on your daughter though. Woo and yay for her. (Is she left-handed? Has she been thoroughly tested for this?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:42, Reply)

I WILL MAKE HER SO
Bit of judicious tying of the right hand behind the back and she'll be a southpaw in no time. Currently she can only say about five words so writing's little bit far off but her mum thinks she favours the left, so all should be well.

If not, I'll just disown her. Problem solved.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:50, Reply)

Isn't a left handed spiral staircase....
a right handed one when going the other way???
( Peej, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:19, Reply)