"get's"?
Come one, you can do better than that.
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well done.

( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I hope you break a string on your guitar.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

That'd be quite an achievement,
Considering I won't be playing one.
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Ha Ha! You're Bez arent you?
DANCE MONKEY DANCE!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Haha!
Nah, singing and playing bass. Just being a pedantic sod.
I've broken bass strings before, but it's no easy thing to do.
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:09, Reply)

the bass is a guitar, it's a bass guitar
so really you are wrong with your pedantry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Without getting into a huge debate,
I'm kinda sure that the bass is "descended" from the double bass, so isn't technically a guitar.
Really, really pedantic, sorry :p
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bass_guitar#1930s
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)

irrelevant
it is tuned the same as a guitar (albeit with different number of strings) and is held in a very similar way.

ignoring terminology it is a guitar in a bass range. thus, a bass guitar.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:19, Reply)

But does it go hard or soft
If you leave it out on a kitchen worktop?
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:21, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:35, Reply)

My TwoPennies worth
A Bass Guitar is a guitar that has been made to play the bass tones by giving it 4 much thicker strings and a longer neck. Its not descended from the double bass.
( Peej, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)