So was I
That's why I don't want it in my eye. I have a nagging suspicion it's actually some form of syphillitic discharge.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I had a dream recently where someone pulled a full, used condom out of their vag
It then turned into lesbian erotica involving me saving TEH GURL EYE LUFF from a quarry full of flying shelves, drawn by their screws to some force of magnetism.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

That's sounds highly erotic

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Oh, it really was.
I TRIED to have a nice one about BOYS, but it doesn't work.
I'll just plaster images of Russia and DMs everywhere, see if it seeps in by osmosithingimy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Can't you just plaster pictures of BOYS
or simply admit that your a lesbian and move on with your life with an insatiable desire for fanny.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Because
It'd be highly creepy having photos of V all over the place. The nearest male on my wall is Oscar Wilde. I think I'm going wrong there.

As for liking the fanny, I prefer girls to look at, but I don't like fannies that much. S'all about the cock.
/tmi
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

V's not a boy.
He has a cat-face.
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Wrong V!
This one's over 6 foot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

So your perfect partner would be a girl with a cock?
Interesting.

I have this above my bed. Take two of those and call me in the morning!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Ah! I like him!
The hot brother from Supernatural.
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I like his car

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I like him AND his car.
Mmmmm.......
Edit: I don't like him that picture though.
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

You like anything that will spunk on your tits.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Agreed.
On all counts.
( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Oh sorry.
Better?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I really don't know why I'm clicking on these links.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Because you're a disgusting homo?

( Cawl, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Because no one can resist Jensen Ackles.
And you need to admit you have an insatiable desire for cock?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:31, Reply)

It's funny
after clicking those links I realised that despite my continuous flirting with DiT I really don't find men attractive in a squelchy way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Sure.
If that's what you want to believe, then ok.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

>_<
Pretty boys!
PRETTY BOYS!

There's a photo of my ex in drag that's SCARILY convincing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Oo, lets see.
More convincing then AA?

I'm considering increasing my gay to straight ratio.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I could regret this...
[Removed due to fear of someone recognising him]

Yes, I did say him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Ahahahaha!
He is pretty though. Very pretty. Good job Lampito!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Not really.
He's EVIL.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

*sigh*
Always the way.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)