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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
If he was
Then his Mrs wouldn't be getting him next weekend. He'd be locked in my understairs cupboard.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:13,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I'd get out.
Master of escapology, me. Hence why I type this now.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:14,
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Why
did she leave you handcuffed to the bedposts earlier?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:15,
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Why?
Because I CAN HAZ BEEN NAWTY.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:19,
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Does she beat you with her rubber truncheon?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:20,
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She shoots me with rubber bullets.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:22,
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From her well toned vag?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:23,
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I... I have no response.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:24,
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I had that exact same reaction
It really does leave you speechless doesn't it. Especially when she's dressed as a bee.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:25,
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HAHA
Stalker!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:26,
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errrrr, yeah
yeah, that's exactly why I know.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:27,
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Bullshit. He'd be tied to my bed
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:18,
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