We can't.
It'd be like meeting your idols, we'd both end up disappointed.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, I would
you'd have a fucking amazing time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:21, Reply)

If you were less arrogant and more of a considerate lover
then maybe I would. But it's a quick finger up the bum, then WHAM WHAM WHAM and a warm sticky feeling. And then a wobbly walk home.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:24, Reply)

I just get so angry after I finger your bum
I can't help but punch you three times in the nose and leave you to make your own way home. It's your filthy homo nature. It disgusts me.

But at the same time I love it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:26, Reply)

I'm reporting you to Stonewall
you horrible violent homophobe. SEXY.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:30, Reply)

I'm deporting you to stonehenge
so you can sit among the big stones and think about what you did
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:38, Reply)

I'm stoning you with deportment.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:39, Reply)

I have fabulous deportment skills thank you.
I just choose to act like a twat so you lot don't think I'm a snob at bashes. Really I'm looking down my nose at you all thinking WHY?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:43, Reply)

That's nothing
my driver takes me to bashes in a Bently, I change out of my standard top hat and tails and put on some jeans and other clothes I borrow from the gardener and then glue on some false stubble to make you think i'm lower class.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:45, Reply)

That's FAR TOO DESCRIPTIVE for it not to be true

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Like that time you violated me with a green banana and half a pound of pickled swan meat.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:30, Reply)

That definitely happened
I remember the call I got from your mrs afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Yeah, she was wondering what the smell was

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Not necessarily
I did, did him, wasn't disappointed
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Bert was your idol?
Wow, you're more fucked up than I thought.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:28, Reply)

Hahahahahhahaha. No
Cunt
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:34, Reply)