Michael Phelps had better watch his back

www.imdb.com/news/ni0931056/

You don't fuck with a Honda Accord.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:21, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No matter where you go
justice will be served.
( thealternativefact, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:32, Reply)

He'll be swimming along in London in 2012
and all of a sudden BAM! MOTHERFUCKING HONDA ACCORD IN THE SWIMMING POOL.

Take that you goat felching merkin food hoover!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:37, Reply)

You may actually be
my favourite b3tan.

Or I may just be finding stupidity very amusing this morning, one of the two.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I can understand the first one
I'm extremely funny, and devilishly attractive to boot. Just ask Clendrix. It was all she could do to stop herself mounting me in the street yesterday. As it was she just kept giving me the eye while her pants fizzed like someone had filled them with diet coke and mentos.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Funny
Cos came in my pants when I met you too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Al is telling INTERNET LIES.
I wasn't wearing pants.
( thealternativefact, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Nor was I
I came in my socks
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 12:11, Reply)