More crap:
The MD just came in, ranting about how he was gonna have to start making people redundant, as the wage bill is too high.
After a few minutes of that, he said "Anyway, I need to go, I'm interviewing for a new Sales Manager now".
You couldn't make this shit up :\
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That is terrible banter from the MD
Alan Partridge-esque!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah, he's a clueless knob-end.

( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:10, Reply)

He could always reduce his own wage
but then that would be an un-cuntish thing to do
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:26, Reply)

did
you all point and laugh at him for spouting such shite?
( ascorbate, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Only once he'd left the office.
Don't really wanna get fired.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:39, Reply)

fair enough
actually, just bitching about it on here is probably enough.
( ascorbate, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:47, Reply)

*nods*
Although, having seen the girl he was interviewing, and his disgusting flirting, we've decided that he's trying to trade in his trophy wife for a younger model.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 13:49, Reply)