Who the fuck is Kerry Katona?
Seriously? Apart from hearing "she's slurring on TV" and "She's done coke" and "she smoked whilst pregnant" I have no idea who she is so why the fuck should I care?
( Peej, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:20, 17 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

She's a famous TV Coke-head.
Who did crappy supermarket adverts.
I think she was married to an ugly footballer.
Maybe Wayne Rooney?
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Shes famous for being a coke head?

( Peej, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:23, Reply)

wasn't she in
a girl band

I'm gonna say.... antomic kitten? I'm so sad for knowing that. Wikipedia reminded me she was married to a goon from Westlife as well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:23, Reply)

She was in a girl band?
She's too ugly to be in a girl band
( Peej, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Atomic Kitten was a "Tesco Value" girlband
munters the lot of 'em
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:27, Reply)

well she used to be blonde
and thin which was all the requirement needed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:27, Reply)

she used to be called Kerry McFadden
before her moron ex-husband gathered what little sense he had and gave her the boot.

additionally, she is one of the most awful people ever to have lived. I might even go so far as to say she is worse than jade goody. GAWD BLESS 'ER!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Who the fuck are you?
All I know about you is that you don't know who someone is.
Why the fuck should I care?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I'm Brian and so is my wife,

( Peej, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

No..
I'm Brian!
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:00, Reply)

No, He's Spartacus
and I'm Brian
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:15, Reply)

I've got nude pics of her
and close ups of her gash. Hows about that eh!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

:(
That's officially on my "I NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS" list.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:27, Reply)

This was back when she wasn't so fucking disgusting
I.e. Blonde and thin!

Honest!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:29, Reply)

DO
NOT
WANT
( Peej, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:31, Reply)

...And a bumper supply of full strength mind bleach?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:28, Reply)

the question is actually
'why is Kerry Katona?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 17:09, Reply)