I ran over my own foot
with my car twice yesterday. Does it cheer you up I am *that* stupid?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

was it the same foot?
'cos if not at least you'd have matching hobbit feet.
( djtrialprice, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
You is speshul : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

It was the same foot because I pushed it off but it was
uphill so it rolled back over :(

I also took a massive chunk out my hand, scratched up my arms and look pretty pathetic.

Someone at work asked and I told then I was fighting off zombie badgers who were trying to steal my bree. They asked no more questions
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I thought only Brian Harvey was capable of such a stunt!
Blimey kid, hope you're ok...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:17, Reply)

My car is aware I have to sell her
and thus is inflicting as much damage on me as possible. That is the only logical exxplanation
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18, Reply)

it happens
when I got rid of one of mine a while back one of the valve heads cocked up the day before, and the battery died on the day.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Like Christine!!
Mind out if Great Balls of Fire comes on the stereo!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)

haha
I need to watch out if anything comes on the radio as there isn't a battery in the car atm O_o
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Well, she is possessed
I say 'she', for she is a car.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)

oh she is a she!
She is older than me as well, I think maybe she's going through a bit of a jealously patch
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)

poor badger
poor badger's bree
( djtrialprice, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:35, Reply)