Kids. Tsk.
I spent about half an hour last night convincing my (two) overly excited nieces and (one) nephew (ages from 2 thur 5) that if they didn’t stop misbehaving, they’d get no Christmas gifts this year, by pointing to the sensors for the burglar alarm and telling them that every time it flashed ‘red’ Santa was watching them.

That’ll be me sitting down and watching Sky Sport News whilst 3 unruly kids are playing silently together.

That makes me brilliant.

Who do you think will win the Prem/SPL/Championship and leagues one and two?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:46, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Devil in Tights.
He's winning at the moment.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:47, Reply)

:)
It's only week one though...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:49, Reply)

That's excellent work. Must remember that one.
However, football is gay, though, so I cannot answer your question. sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I have no interest in football
but that's a belting lie to tell small children.

*steals*
(berk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Celtic for SPL
Arsenal for EPL
Forest for the Championship
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:14, Reply)

Forest?
AHAHAHAHA
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:46, Reply)