I've organised a meeting with someone today because she's attractive
this is a real story, not typical qotw lies.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How's the shoulder?

( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:35, Reply)

It was getting better but he couldn't resist a cheeky wank this morning
and now it's all got worse again.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

better thanks,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
You seem less pilled-up today.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:40, Reply)

It hits me in the afternoon when the mixture of pills and tiredness combine.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

is it causing you difficulties with sleeping?
like having to sleep in an unusual position?

I always sleep on my left side, and it's a bugger if I can't for some reason.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:46, Reply)

yeah, can't move in my sleep and can only sleep on my back.
wake up whenever the painkillers run out.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:51, Reply)

that sucks
there's not much as debilitating as not enough sleep for an extended period.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:54, Reply)

tell us more
is this with someone you met in the "real world"?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:35, Reply)

No, he met them in Milton Keynes

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:37, Reply)

She works upstairs,
she's hot, I'm going to help her fill in a form,
THIS DESERVED A MEETING,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

sounds wise
attractive women generally need help in person so you can receive gratitude first hand. Don't forget to milk your injury.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I will,
I'll go for the sympathy shag
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41, Reply)

glad to see you aren't too proud for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41, Reply)

She is very attractive,
she sent me a smiley in an email, I'm so totally in.
I bet she's married or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:44, Reply)

more than likely
when is this assignation?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:47, Reply)

1pm
I'll probably be drugged up and monging out by then.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:50, Reply)

so your help with this form is going to be quite valuable then...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:55, Reply)

That's actually pretty creepy.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)

haha
i know
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Well done!
I just found out that I've gotta drive to The North and back today. Great.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

you poor bastard
make sure you tool up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I'm locked AND loaded.
I've got a knife.
I've got work-boots.
I've got a full tank of diesel.
I've got two packs of smokes.
I've got an iPod, fully loaded with Faith No More.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

would you in fact say you are
locked, cocked and ready to rock?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I would, yes.
And I'm going to "supervise", so I don't even have to do the full six hours of driving.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:34, Reply)

splendid
when are you going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Now.
*waves*
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:43, Reply)

bye!
*waves*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:45, Reply)