My ex wife
Was very good with the massage technique.

Since we split up I've had knots like coalsacks in my shoulders and neck but I've always been a bit reluctant to pay for a massage just in case a happy ending should be offered.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 19:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You can always say thanks but no thanks.
Or yes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

More research is required on my part
There must be some delineation between genuine massage persons and knocking shops.

How do you tell the difference?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 19:42, Reply)

I went to the local sports centre and found out about someone who does them there.
Maybe your local centre does the same.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I'll try that, thanks
I could really do with a good ironing at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Get them out of the yellow pages
rather than out the back of the Sun or Metro? Beauticians, wellbeing places, spas, sports physio etc don't offer extras...
(berk, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 19:46, Reply)