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All of the below, but probably not in that order
Bike riding
Gardening
Chickens
Steak with stilton sauce
Beer
Pubs
Bristol
Watchmen directors cut on Blu-ray
Chinese food
Left 4 Dead
Sleep
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:54,
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You win "best".
Good work!
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:56,
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My DJing plans
will probably either get me 'smug cunt' or 'worst' depending on my blood to drink'n'drugs ratio
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:59,
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"smug cunt"
Is reserved for Vipros.
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:59,
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my plans are nothing to be smug about
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:04,
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But you still manage it :p
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:04,
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now you're just seeing smugness where none exists
you've got a problem
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:12,
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I'll add it to the list.
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:26,
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Really?
That's awesome. Was it the steak with stilton sauce that clinched it?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:59,
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Pretty much all of it.
Except from "doing a chicken". That's kinda sick.
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:01,
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The love between a man and a chicken is a sacred thing
it's clucking beautiful man
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:05,
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Heh!
You just got the one still?
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:06,
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Yeah
she seems happy enough on her own and i'm worried that getting her a friend (or more) will mess up the status quo.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:12,
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You should get one of these instead:
Chicken-creature
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:18,
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What the shuddering fuck?
KILL IT...KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:26,
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That's what'll happen if you and your chicken reproduce.
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:26,
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Well fine, if it's going to create an abomination to all that's natural and holy
i'll stop fucking my chicken. There are some young cows in the field behind my house that are giving me that "come hither" look.
I would like to point out to anyone taking this seriously that I have never fucked an animal or kissed a tramp
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:35,
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I can't be bothered to 'shop
A cow-monster.
Have this quick 'n' dirty one instead.
here
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Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:38,
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you have teh sKILZ!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:55,
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