It's Friday.
Blah, blah, weekend plans? Blah blah blah.

Prizes awarded for "best", "worst", "you're an idiot" and "smug cunt".
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:54, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm having some people over for dinner tonight,
examples of chicken dishes that can be cooked one handed please.

Tomorrow I'm meant to go to the pub to make some cunt seem popular in front of his old school friends.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:56, Reply)

marinade chicken in orange juice, worcester sauce, mustard and honey
grill
devour
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I'd try not to cook Jerk Chicken,
If I was you.

Regarding "Tomorrow"... WHY? What have you got to gain?
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Um, beer I suppose,
and a few people I want to see will be there.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Fair enough then.
If the guy's too much of a cunt, just glass him. Then protest that it couldn't be you that did it, as your arm was busted. And you were having sex in the toilets.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:13, Reply)

He's not that much of a cunt,
he's been stringing on a close friend of mine even though he's got a girlfriend, it's starting to piss me off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:16, Reply)

That's some lovely,
Gentlemanly behaviour.
I know a guy who works for a pharmaceutical manufacturing company...
Pre-op purging laxatives?
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Well it's her fault too,
I've made my opinions clear on the matter but it's not my problem is it?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

To be fair,
I'd use any excuse possible to make someone shit themselves.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:24, Reply)

are you a celebrity or something?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I'm Steven Segal.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Have the mafia found you yet?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

The question you should be asking is,
have I found them?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Steven Seagal is so fucking shit, you're a million times better than he

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:20, Reply)

awwww

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)

And you're still shit
That's how shit Steven Segal is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Taking Catface to Norn Iron
to meet my family and half my extended family at my cousin's wedding. What could possibly go wrong?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Don't let him have any
Dr. Pepper.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Your family will love him.
They love the little people don't they?
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:04, Reply)

as long as he doesn't steal their lucky charms.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Mrs V's sister, bro in law and niece are down for the weekend
so my plans are going to be fairly tame. Either recording some music or going surfing tomorrow.

Got to show my house to my grandparents at some point too. Exciting stuff!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:59, Reply)

sleep
sleep, and more sleep. and another practice drive to the hospital so mr vit c doesn't panic too much when i inevitably wake him in the middle of the night screaming 'get me to the hospital! the baby's coming!' in a few weeks time.

no pub jaunts for us this weekend!
( ascorbate, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Be sure to film it
so we can see if it's really like the movies, with all the screaming and panting and swerving and pedestrians jumping out of the way.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:04, Reply)

if i were driving
it may be like that. mr vc is far more sedate a driver than me sadly, so I can imagine it'll be slow and steady all the way there, with me swearing at him and anyone else who annoys me from the passenger seat. like our usual drives, actually.
( ascorbate, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

relaxing, coughing a lot from smoking too many cigarettes while on holiday
*coughs*
edit: oh and a slumber party on saturday that I completely forgot about
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Oh dear...
I smoked far too much yesterday.
Driving a van for seven hours, chain-smoking.
Feels like someone has fucked my lungs and throat with a gigantic, tarry bog-brush.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I think it's because I drank so much.
Like that's a valid excuse or something.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I shall be going shopping for last minute summer bargains for my.........
EXCITING TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND AT CHRISTMAS.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

are you
currently nomming croissants on a verandah?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Nope!
Maybe some ryvita : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I'm going to get pissed and play games this evening.
Housework and cooking tomorrow - daughter's coming home so probably pizza, popcorn and a DVD in the evening
Walking eleven miles on Sunday.
Generally interspersed with reading all the Alien and Watchmen comics on the laptop.

Do I win a prize?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Curry!
I've got a load of "buy one get one free" vouchers for a new local indian restaurant that's opposite a pub we like so I've persuaded a bunch of mates to go out for beer and curry tonight.

I'm going to have to break it to them that the vouchers are only valid Sun-Thurs at some point in the evening.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I'm off to V Festival over the weekend.
Freebies rock!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Christian O'Connell from t'radio
is going, according to today's Metro. I have hated that fucking spastic since childhood when he burnt my socks on a fire whilst I was passed out pissed, when we went camping.

Could I ask, if it's not too much trouble, that if you see him TO STAB THE HORSE-FACED UNFUNNY CUNT REPEATEDLY UNTIL HE IS DEAD? It really would be most appreciated, thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I will certainly sab him until he's dead.
Well, I'll try. Thing is, I don't actually know how to sab someone.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:57, Reply)

you know
like HUNT SABs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Oooooooooooh right.
I get what you mean now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

All of the below, but probably not in that order
Bike riding
Gardening
Chickens
Steak with stilton sauce
Beer
Pubs
Bristol
Watchmen directors cut on Blu-ray
Chinese food
Left 4 Dead
Sleep
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

You win "best".
Good work!
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:56, Reply)

My DJing plans
will probably either get me 'smug cunt' or 'worst' depending on my blood to drink'n'drugs ratio
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

"smug cunt"
Is reserved for Vipros.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

my plans are nothing to be smug about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

But you still manage it :p

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

now you're just seeing smugness where none exists
you've got a problem
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'll add it to the list.

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Really?
That's awesome. Was it the steak with stilton sauce that clinched it?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Pretty much all of it.
Except from "doing a chicken". That's kinda sick.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)

The love between a man and a chicken is a sacred thing
it's clucking beautiful man
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Heh!
You just got the one still?
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Yeah
she seems happy enough on her own and i'm worried that getting her a friend (or more) will mess up the status quo.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:12, Reply)

You should get one of these instead:
Chicken-creature
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)

What the shuddering fuck?
KILL IT...KILL IT WITH FIRE!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:26, Reply)

That's what'll happen if you and your chicken reproduce.

( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Well fine, if it's going to create an abomination to all that's natural and holy
i'll stop fucking my chicken. There are some young cows in the field behind my house that are giving me that "come hither" look.


I would like to point out to anyone taking this seriously that I have never fucked an animal or kissed a tramp


( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I can't be bothered to 'shop
A cow-monster.
Have this quick 'n' dirty one instead.
here
( Cawl, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:38, Reply)

you have teh sKILZ!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:55, Reply)

well - I've been invited to three 18th's and a 17th.
And I got let out of work early - but I'm so fucking tired I can't be arsed going to even one of them.
Not like I could have gone anyway - I told them all I had to work. But still.

Other then that - my weekend consists of homework + chocolate + painting.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Finances bad until next friday
However, I saved money by being ill yesterday. So this weekend I'll be making the guest room nice, thrifty food-shopping, chinese restaurant karaoke, going up the cathedral tower, and saving what money's left for next month's festivities.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I've just remembered.
I have pizza, wine and the Watchman DVD.


Almost worth being single for as I won't have to share : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Ooh I have pizza too!
I shall be having a single girl type of night also. There's half a tub of Ben & Jerry's, chips 'n' dips, chutneys, and sweeties.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:18, Reply)

This weekend I shall be going to a plowing match on Prince Edward Island.
There will be a farmers market, maple syrup, a petting zoo and a wife hollering competition!
( wanderlust, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Wife hollering?
I would so win that...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I am very much looking forward to seeing some hollering wives.
Almost as much as the pig catching competition.
( wanderlust, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Man
I was planning on leaving my job this week. This would mean tackling my Managing Director head on (as I work directly under him).

However, in a twist of fate, the board kicked him out the meeting and promptly sacked him. I am confused. I mean I don't really have a proper boss anymore.

I suppose it's a cause for celebration but I'm saving money for the big move!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:35, Reply)

This weekend I shall mainly
Be getting cultured and stuff. I shall be visiting the "Duck for Mr Darwin" exhibition at the Baltic, which looks dead interesting.
Other than that, I think I shall spend the weekend drinking mead. Yom. Anyone else fancy going to the Baltic tomorrow? More than happy to meet up. Planning on being there for 1100-ish.

(That'd be the Baltic in Newcastle in case there's any doubt).

Otherwise I'll go on me own.
[/loner]
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I've not had home made pizza in AGES.
In celebration of being dehydrated and slightly molested last night, I might make some fud today.

But Saturday night is one of my favourite clubnights. So Sunday will be recuperating from that. I might do some knitting tomorrow. I want a pair of legwarmers.


I've got my uni accom! Going to live in Saaaaf London! (SE1...Wherever that is, if it even IS classed as Saaaf)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Wooo for you..
I work in SE1.... long 'ole trainride
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:42, Reply)