I iz a futborl widdo
All theez b3ta weddingz wil end in cake tiers.
Wot haz clunged yor aspirashuns in the fukc laytly?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 23:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have an obligatory "your spelling". Right, now that's out of the way.
nothing huge actually.

minorly wise - I was invited to FOUR 18ths this weekend. FOUR. Could I go to even one? Could I like fuck. I had work.
I thought of the money. I thought of it a lot. I imagined everybody else getting drunk and puking their guts up and having massive awesome hangovers from the 18ths, and I thought of the money I get paid to work friday/saturday nights. It's quite a lot of money, when you think of it enough.

edit : hope all's well with you and mr DG. :) /hugs
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 0:09, Reply)

Quick, call an ambulance!
Tourette's has swallowed a lolcat!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:55, Reply)