Bacon flavoured earlobes
would encourage me to spend more time nibbling the ear.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The absence of bacon flavored ears and the presence of big brother
proves there is no god
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:38, Reply)

^ This
My colleagues looked at me in a most bemused way today when I said "oh, is that even still on?"
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Are your colleauges a bit spesh?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)

The ones who bang on about Big Brother bemuse me
since it lost its charm for me immediately it was invented.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)

click
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Same here
Sometimes, I think reality TV is just a cost-cutting measure - you don't have to pay the actors.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Yay, I maded a funneh!
Seriously though, it's pointless. Like all reality TV. One of my less entertaining Facebook friends jumped on my back for slagging off X Factor "how can you say such ghastly things, X Factor is my life!" - er, then you need a better one...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Can you facebook some one a .GIF of a suicide pill?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:08, Reply)

No, more's the pity. She pisses me off a bit anyway, not least
in giving me the world's worst nickname.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:12, Reply)