Hmm...ladies
I feel a film coming on...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My starting fee is over 9000 pounds
and a basket of 10 blue tortoiseshell kittens.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:05, Reply)

£9k
Is the training budget that I was trying to balance for work when I got bored and came on here.

I have one tortie kitten that you could borrow.

I have a meeting with the directors on Wednesday morning. Can I explain to them that I've spent the hole in the training budget on a grunty-flick?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:21, Reply)

But just think of the morale-boost you could give the company if that film did come to fruition.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Less royalties, parts and labour, constant supply of cake,
biscuits, on-tap internets, own trailer with jacuzzi...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake
It's a porn film.

Lie back, enjoy it and be grateful for the £150 I might give you.

Alternatively send me your maids outfit and I'll find a crack-addled whore to take your place.

Is it wipe-clean or will I have to pay for the laundry as well?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:36, Reply)

I have ideas above my station. Very much so.
Dry-clean only, and I'm not even sure where the damned thing is!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

We do sell
Some rather fetching undergarments and a couple of years ago we made a brief, and spectacularly unsuccessful foray into the "adult goods" market.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Show me the knickers!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:41, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:44, Reply)

They're in here somewhere
www.bonprixsecure.com/uk/Lingerie-2-shop.htm?id=1326600765068874146-0-4a9309c2&directLandmark=topleiste&directLandmarkP=%26name%3DBigSort%3D2

Or, you'll find the same at:-

www.oli.co.uk/web/main/home.asp?N=4294965277&cm_mmc=CJ-_-CJ-_-AW08-_-Oli&ordermedia=EW092&name=10PERCENT&entry=3&AID=10573714&PID=2459930

The same stuff in a different bag.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Want want want.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

^ yeah, what she said

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 23:05, Reply)

If I've got my French and German stereotypes right
we could be in for a winner here!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:12, Reply)