Ask somebody who cares, by fax
In fact, I'm going to print this post off and wipe it all over my hairy crack
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello Bert
I've missed you xoxox
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:59, Reply)

*licks*
You don't taste salty enough, come here so I can spunk on your tits
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:03, Reply)

*glee*
*giggles*
*gets tits out*

Massage it in deep x
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:04, Reply)

You're very disturbing
EDIT I'm referring to the 'x' more than the tits thing
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I dream of you Bert
I've been dreaming about you since the day you left us. My whole existence has been meaningless without you posting, and now you're back I want to give you a damn goood felching!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:13, Reply)

That's just lovely, that is
not a hint of sarcasm or insincerity in sight. When will the rest of B3ta catch up to you and your superior skills of observation?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Never!
I'm quite unique and special.

So, what were you doing to fill the void?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Marrows

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I just forwarded that to paypal
I've got fuck all to lose.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:00, Reply)