One of my colleagues just announced that his new g/f has asked him to shave his balls...
...what have you heard recently that you wish you could unhear?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:57, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're a lycra shorts wearing, poultry-porker
and your girlfriend's hair looks like tagliatelle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Hello Bert!
How the hell are you?

You pig molesting gnat fucker.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

None of your damned business
you paedobiscuit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Charming

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:17, Reply)

As ever, squire

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I have just heard that
One of your colleagues just announced that his new g/f has asked him to shave his balls.

I would unhear that please
( Peej, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

tell him that
shaving is dangerous as he could cut himself easily in a delicate area. Advise him that Veet is clearly the way to go.

After he's lost a bollock he'll never feel the need to share anything with you ever again. You'll get to call him uniball too.
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)

DO NOT USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN
It says so on the bottle, unless you want him to end up with big, red, shiny sore-as-fuck balls? In which case, I endorse this idea.

Besides, how hairy does the guys balls have to be for her to want to shave them?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I am picturing 2 coconuts...

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Don't even use on regular skin
it burrrrrrrrrrrrns.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:47, Reply)