You should go around telling all the UK based b3ta women how hot I am.
don't show them any pictures though, that'll ruin it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I imagine that you look like my friend Ian
or at least how he looked before he developed massively long dreads
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:14, Reply)

shall I just scatter random posts across b3ta saying that you're hot?
"Hey single ladies, have I got the guy for you? Yes! His name is PsychoChomp, well bred, well fed (not fat) and utterly chic. He's golden! If you're interested send us a gaz! He's the true definition of luxury."
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:16, Reply)

"He's like Andrex toilet tissue. Soft, strong and very long"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:18, Reply)

His pic is on the B3ta flickr pages.
Check him out ladies.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:19, Reply)

nothing like I expected
for a start, he's smiling...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Nah! it's just wind.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

here's the best photo of me for a while,
I'm not the girl.
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs170.snc1/6371_145862160109_565700109_3742035_3955396_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:27, Reply)

you actually look quite cool
well done.

just for that here's a reward. Me and Mrs V

this isn't our wedding btw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I'm so fucking cool, it hurts.
You have a silly beard which seems to be b3ta standard.
But generally less smug and ugly than I was expecting well done.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

thanks
beards are fairly prevalent it's true. a lot of my real life friends have them too.

mine is mostly there to disguise my big round face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I need to grow a beard :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

you can borrow mine
*waggles eyebrows*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)

thanks doll, but it won't match my new hair color

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)