*waits for Chomp to pander*

( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yada yada yada can I see your tits
yada yada yada I'm so gorgeous here's a picture of me

yada yada yada my shoulder is getting better

yada yada yada
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Just wait 'til you get to uni
And have sex with loads of men
Then tell us about it
Then I wank myself stupid with my non-broken arm
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Hmmm...
I have no idea why I felt the need to do that.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:55, Reply)

because you're a cunt?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:38, Reply)

did I miss something yesterday?
and have you listened to that thing yet?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:56, Reply)

No.
And no.
BUT my internets at home are now fixed. So tonight there will be listening.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:57, Reply)

cool
hope you enjoy it.
We've figured out how to end it now, and I have the basis for the heavy metal section as well. Could be finished in a couple of weeks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Awwww, can I listen to stuff too?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:00, Reply)

if I had it here I'd send it to you
unfortunately it's about 30meg so can't do it easily from home. gaz me your email address and I might send it to you via yousendit tonight or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I fucking love you.
Online.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Can I see your tits then?
Applebite already showed me hers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I actually have a proper phobia of them.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Of chompys pandering?
scares the shit out of me too
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:06, Reply)

And you're not even the target.

( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:07, Reply)

First it made me feel a bit sick
then I did a little sick in my mouth and then I wanted someone to pull my eyes out and squash them and then stab my brain until I died so I would never have to remember reading it in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:12, Reply)

How do you think I feel?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:13, Reply)

FUCKING FLATTERED???!?!?!?!?!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I saw that picture of you on an earlier thread.
I liked your dress.

But seriously, you're a lot younger than I expected.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:23, Reply)

How old did you think I was?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Erm...
40? 45ish? Old.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:28, Reply)

fuck you I'm 26

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:29, Reply)

How was I to know?
That's what you get from being ONLINE
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:39, Reply)

Fair point.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:44, Reply)

I want to know
who that sleazy looking bloke she's leaning against was.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:25, Reply)

:(
you have a shit beard.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I think there is a severe case of beard envy going on here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Nope I have a pretty full beard at the moment because I couldn't shave,
I'm going to shave it off tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:36, Reply)

yeah, but it probably pales into insignificance when compared to the style displayed by the rest of us

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:41, Reply)

It's hair growing out of my face,
I don't put much thought into it really.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:45, Reply)

and that is why you fail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Judging by how your tits look
I reckon you feel pretty good.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:20, Reply)

They are magnificent.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I meant gas masks.
But that's pretty terrifying too.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:08, Reply)