Getting drunk in the evenings also
I used to occasionally have a lil tipple after work in the pub.
Now I routinely drink wine from an hour into my shift, then a few after I finish, and last night I even smoked a dirty Lambert & Butler.
The landlord said I can keep drinking on shift and he will give me as much wine as I like because "you might get hit by a bus tomorrow luv, just don't end up in prison."

I also keep following a dust-cart and thinking it's a wedding.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I bet you have lovely skin

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Hey you fucka!
My skin is like alabaster!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Oh lovely
Your skin is like a crusty calcite deposit.

I doubt many people get that close, what with the smell of rancid fags and booze and your immense girth (obviously)
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Haha
yeah that's me. I'm like the Trash-Heap from Fraggle Rock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)