I keep getting accidently drunk in the evenings.
The scary thing is that I seem to do more work the next day than when I'm not hung over.

What do you keep doing accidently?.........besides my mum obviously.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 10:58, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yd

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I did you accidently
while you were passed out drunk.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I keep accidentally taking heroin.
I'm not sure how it keeps happening.
I must be really unlucky.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I wondered why I was sore in the morning.
I figured it was all the drunken fwapping I did, thinking about Mrs Al.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Getting drunk in the evenings also
I used to occasionally have a lil tipple after work in the pub.
Now I routinely drink wine from an hour into my shift, then a few after I finish, and last night I even smoked a dirty Lambert & Butler.
The landlord said I can keep drinking on shift and he will give me as much wine as I like because "you might get hit by a bus tomorrow luv, just don't end up in prison."

I also keep following a dust-cart and thinking it's a wedding.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I bet you have lovely skin

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Hey you fucka!
My skin is like alabaster!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Oh lovely
Your skin is like a crusty calcite deposit.

I doubt many people get that close, what with the smell of rancid fags and booze and your immense girth (obviously)
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Haha
yeah that's me. I'm like the Trash-Heap from Fraggle Rock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I keep starting new books accidently, which is no bad thing
I'm currently reading "The Stand", "The picture of Dorian Gray", "The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" and "Dreams from my father - Barack Obama".

There are loads on my Amazon wishlist. Must. Wait. Until. Other. Books. Finished.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I love The picture of Dorian Gray
there is a film of it coming out v. soon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I read it for the first time last year
It seemed like he'd just strung out a short story.
Fuck knows how they're going to make a film out of it.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Sweet
have you seen the black and white film?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I am adding it to my lovefilm list as we speak

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Good choice
that's what I loved about lovefilm, you could fill in the gaps...films you never got round to seeing. I used it to see "The princees bride", "A man for all seasons" and "The seventh seal".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:13, Reply)

A man for all seasons
is fucking superb.

The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Yes
I bought it on DVD after seeing it, it was actually worth PAYING for (a whole £3 off amazon)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:25, Reply)

apparently the dvd hasn't been released yet, so don't know when I'll get it
I've used lovefilm to get my other half to watch such classics as platoon, apocalypse now, easy rider, 2001, that sort of stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Has she reciprocated the film education by making you watch girly flicks
My best friends wedding.
Two weeks notice.
Love is nice (I made that one up stole from the simpsons)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:28, Reply)

sadly, due to my ex and my girly friends at uni and being too stoned to leave
I've seen more girly films than my missus. she likes good films mostly though, so it's ok.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)

HA HA! You like girly films *Points*
In all fairness, I can usually sit through any old crap. It's all about cranking the IQ down a few notches for the duration.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)

pandering apparently.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Who is the unfortunate recipient?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Currently Applebite
it changes every 20 mins or so.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

no, it's been applebite all week
you horrible panderer you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:24, Reply)

poor girl,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Hahaha!
You saw that then?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Yep I even responded in the thread to call you a cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)

As long as you called Al one too,
It's all good.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Your "impression" of me made me seem particularly creepy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Haha!
It was exaggerated for comic effect, you only seem a bit creepy.
Also, 26? Whoa... I was thinking 30, sorry.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I'm only turned 26 three months ago
:(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Like I said,
Sorry.
If it helps, someone on here the other day thought that I was too old to become a teacher, so I must be a cunt.
He thought I was 40 or something. I'm 23 :(
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:37, Reply)

you are a cunt
did you listen to that thing?

I'd thought you were older than 23, but 40 is a bit much!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Yeah!
I did.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

n't, because my internet wasn't fixed.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

loser

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I'll tell you when I HAVE listened to it.
Life is busy at the moment, and I'm an unreliable sod.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:56, Reply)

sleeping with the mother of my child
It'll all end in tears (again) I'm sure....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:15, Reply)

yours or hers?
don't blame you though, that photo was pretty tasty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Mine/hers/society as a whole
She's extraordinarily nice looking, clever, funny......and completely fucking mental.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I accidentally bought a car
My mate offered me a car - 2.7 ltr ford maverick for £1250. Didnt like the look of it so turned it down. As a joke, I called up the guy who offered it to me and offered £800 expecting him to say fuck off and he said yes.

It was already a bargain at £1250. For £800 it was an absolute steal. I now have a 4x4 and nowhere to park the fucker.
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)