Agreed on Harlow.
I fucking wish I hadn't been born there.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This explains so much.
I bet your pram was made from concrete and you cried when you saw your first tree becuase you thought it was an alien's lung.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Hahaha!
If this was true I'd be happier, as going back there ever week would be less painful.
I was born there, then swiftly removed to middle-of-fucking-nowhere for 18 years.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Your realise of course that being born in Harlow makes you
a chav
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:47, Reply)

He's a knife crime statistic
waiting to happen.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

waiting to happen
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I'm not just any chav.
I've got the Adidas Three-Stripes in birthmarks down my legs.
That makes me the King.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

see
that's why my child is not being born in Harlow.
*unashamed snob mode*
( ascorbate, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

did you know
that Harlow is twinned with Havirov in the Czech Republic?
doesn't stop it from being the most depressing town I've been to in the UK outside Peterborough though.
( ascorbate, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I did not know that, nope.
It's a horrible, concrete bastard.
Really good music-gear shop there though.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)