Bert Monkeysex's second attempt at an olive branch
Hi there Mrs Becky, I know you're a bit of a grump sometimes and what-not, but I think we should call an end to this silly feud. Sure, we'll never like or respect each other again, that's absolutely fine, but there really isn't any need for nastiness.

So everybody, this is the 'Cheer up, Becky' thread, post nice things like stories about and pictures of animals, she'll like that. Show her some appreciation for keeping things going here when she was unemployed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:39, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This will end well

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:42, Reply)

you never know....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)

It's a genuine attempt
I just hope that when she reads this tonight she can see that. There's no point in all this bad feeling.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

the trouble is
it's difficult to know when some people are being genuine online. Chompy for example. I'm still struggling to believe that she can be pleasant and genuine and serious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:47, Reply)

True
She'll probably be expecting me to change back to being horrible again tomorrow, and who'd blame her after the collie pinata thing and my drawing of her nubs?

There won't be any of that though (at least not directed at her), I'm in a strangely good mood.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:49, Reply)

the best thing to do is just completely not mention it
even to the extent that you did at the top of this thread.

that's for my benefit though, because it's boring the shit out of me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I'll edit that bit out, wait a sec...

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

This,
or you could send her a gaz or a text or something.
This is the equivilent of people having an argument on their facebook status'

It's bad internet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I've gazzed her before, trying to be nice
she uses that against me though by posting about it here and saying that it's a sign of weakness, but we'll forget about all of that.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

In that case there's not much you can do,
move on.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Look at the cute little Serval baby


You can't stay mean with serval baby around
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Big forehead.
It looks like it took part of its genome from that bloke from the Teefal ad.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply)

"but there really isn't any need for nastiness."
You are not the real Bert and I claim my five pounds. Oh and


(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Aw, look at him!
He looks like he'd go well in a nice pie.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I had a dream last night that I owned one of
these little sweetums
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Ugly little...!?!?!
KILL IT
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)

D:
NOOOoOoOoooOOooOOoOoOoOooooooo
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)

You are


AICMFP.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I think I'm like the anti-bert

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Because you're an angry so-and-so?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/links/358105
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Almost as good as
www.yoohoofriends.com
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Will this do?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

It certainly will

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)