The single most punchable face
EVER
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why don't you try it?

( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Because you'll go all mental
with your knives and prostitutes and zombie-vampire-ishness
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

A couple of years back, maybe.
Now I think I'd just end up laughing. Like I said, you're welcome to try though.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I wouldn't want to lose a hand
in one of your chubby cheeks.

Ooh, this is all a bit 'playground', isn't it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

A little, yeah.
I think I'll go back to ignoring you.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

But you can't
I always make you rise lower yourself to it eventually
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

INTERNET HARDMAN ON QOTW
YES!
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Nah,
I'm sure it'd hurt, quite a lot.
I just like the fact that I could annoy someone so much online that they feel the need to punch me in the face.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

That's easy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I'm still kinda proud.

( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

You don't annoy me online
I just think that your face is very punchable.

I don't know what it is about you in person, but your presence makes me revulse.

EDIT I don't think you've ever said or done anything to annoy me, there's just something about you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It's a gift, isn't it?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)