(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:18, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

dunt work
now it does
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Yes it does
you bellend.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I'm going to put this on my fridge.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I want to know where he put his actual dick
that she could couldn't feel it whilst she grabbed his balls.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)

It could be
An "innie".
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:23, Reply)

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Hahaha!
What was your old account that posted that called?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

It's this account actually
It changes its name between

Sir Knight Grey of Northumberland
Lord Scrope of Masham
and
Richard Earl of Cambridge
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Sir Knight Grey of Northumberland,
That was the one that got people into troll-fury.
*nods*
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

That particularly day started well for the trolling
but the quality dropped off quite quickly, which was a shame.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)

The single most punchable face
EVER
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Why don't you try it?

( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Because you'll go all mental
with your knives and prostitutes and zombie-vampire-ishness
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

A couple of years back, maybe.
Now I think I'd just end up laughing. Like I said, you're welcome to try though.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I wouldn't want to lose a hand
in one of your chubby cheeks.

Ooh, this is all a bit 'playground', isn't it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

A little, yeah.
I think I'll go back to ignoring you.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

But you can't
I always make you rise lower yourself to it eventually
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

INTERNET HARDMAN ON QOTW
YES!
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Nah,
I'm sure it'd hurt, quite a lot.
I just like the fact that I could annoy someone so much online that they feel the need to punch me in the face.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

That's easy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I'm still kinda proud.

( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

You don't annoy me online
I just think that your face is very punchable.

I don't know what it is about you in person, but your presence makes me revulse.

EDIT I don't think you've ever said or done anything to annoy me, there's just something about you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It's a gift, isn't it?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

My thinking is...
he didn't get away with it, she knew from the start but realised that it'd probably be better than waiting for a hard on so played along.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

it went soft and small
so he could have positioned it along the upper side of the dildo in the same hand and she might not have felt it.
No, wait...
No. Dunno.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I thought he was holding the dildo between his legs
I want a drawing of how he arranged his genitals so as to not arouse suspicion.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I doubt he 'aroused' very much
LOL
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Oh yeah
So maybe his penis was in one of his hands, he was propped up on the other hand, and the dildo was between his legs.
Right?
No... Yes?
Logistical nightmare.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You're talking about this like you were the girl.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Yeah, it was me
I didn't even notice the difference. I thought it was a real penis. A bit plasticky and cool, but a penis all the same.
I've no idea where his real one was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Y'see, there's always the
"Oh FFS... Does he think I'm STUPID? I'll let him "finish", then that's it, never again."
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I hope it didn't happen.
It's dreadful.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

If it's true,
that's the only thing that explains the situations.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

There is absolutely no way that I am ever going to belive that this is true.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

If it is true
Then the only bit he lied about is the cigarette. I don't think she'd be so considerate as to put it out. I think she was bifting throughout.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I refuse to believe it's false.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

In case you ever end up
Having sex?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Why would she want someone
to pretend to fuck her whilst actually using a dido?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Anyone who brings Dido into it
does not deserve to be fucked
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Can you imagine shoving her
stupid smug face into a foaming twat?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Wailing as she goes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Your profile
Is much funnier than the image
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I can't see it
why can't I see it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Because Ant, or Dec, or whichever one isn't you, paintballed you in the eyyyyes, man.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Howay man
Ah cannat see!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Oh don't go having a tantrum and mash up the birthday cake, man

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

All I can think of for this is...

Darmok and Gilad at Tanagra.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Is this a reference to something,
Or are you typing made-up words again?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Google it
or are you so lazy you're incapable of moving your fat hands that far?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I'm sad enough
that I actually know what he's talking about. Damn my star trek obsession.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

So you and Piston
Are now super-best-friends?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

We like to intertwine our cocks

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Are you sure
His isn't a dildo?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Purple, covered in throbbing veins, with a small attachment to excite the clitoris?
Quite possibly.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I hope you aren't quoting a star trek tng episode
me knowing that it is from that isn't as sad as you quoting it, I hasten to add
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Yeah, that's what I reckon too
If we both tell everyone that then we definitely aren't sad.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I am.
Wormulus knows what it means.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

is it something about gilgamesh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

No, it's a Wormulus meme of posting shit gifs on board about DARMOK AND JELAD

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

interesting
as the episode in question has reference to the epic of gilgamesh. thought that might be a bit too tenuous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Hang on
are you saying Wormulus had shit memes?

Also, what's the difference between you using the board as Wormulus and as your present name, surely you can get in just as much trouble this way?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Well as long as you don't say
S************* W**************** Scarf wearing cockhound you're sorted.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)