You realise that
"Heskey" won't be able to achieve turgidity, and will actually be using a cunningly-placed prosthesis?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

WHERE WILL HE HIDE HIS COCK?

( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I have no idea.
But his balls will be fully accessible.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I was tempted to do that joke
but I thought I'd move on. I expect we'll be able to mock a different person today.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I dunno...
I prefer to milk something like this until the teats are cracked and dry.
As a Serious Side-Note, I'm looking at a car for sale this weekend. By strange coincidence, it happens to be an Accord.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Just because you frown as you type things,
it doesn't mean they're serious.
( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'm not frowning.
I'm CONCENTRATING.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:57, Reply)

It has been pre-ordained by GOD
you must buy a HONDA ACCORD and kill infidels.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I might do.
I'm slightly dubious as to the price, it seems far too cheap.
We shall see.
If I get it, there shall be pictures.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:02, Reply)

pictures blood on the streets.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:04, Reply)