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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Last nightI received enough apples to make roughly 8 gallons of high-strength Norfolk scrumpy.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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That's somethingI've been toying with.
I've got a couple of apple trees in my front garden, so I picked one off the other day to take a sample. Something didn't feel quite right about it, and then a wasp crawled out of a small hole in the side.
It was only then I realised that the whole apple was humming slightly. The fucking thing only had about 30 wasps in it. What a fucking sick joke of nature.
Needless to say, I stamped on it. My cat dealt with the few that got away.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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