I've just got back from the pub
I've got a lovely pint of cider inside me and have 2hrs 40mins left of my last day. I also have a new skiing hat courtesy of my colleagues =D

What do you have inside you today? Alternatively, what presents have you received recently?
( Captain V, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:19, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I got Children of Men and Stardust from play.com today.
I don't remember ordering them, but I must have done.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Woo!
Children of Men is superb. I've not seen the other one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Children of Men is awesome stuff.
You seen it before?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Yup, they're good films =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Children of Men was only alright.
Let's watch Stardust on Tuesday afternoon.
( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Awesome, you're on =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I've gotta leave you by about 5.15pm, so you'd better be ready when I get there!

( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

He only needs
Three minutes.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

That includes meeting me at the station.

( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Haha!
Poor Gonz.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

OK, BUTTERKISS MILKSHAKES too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Milkshakes and Movies, Gonz.
Woo Hoo!
( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Oooh,
I got a belt. I really like it.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

ym

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

It's funny you should mention what you had to drink
because last time I was out with your mrs I think I got about a pint inside 'er.

Badum 'tish!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:23, Reply)

...
e a
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I haven't recieved any presents
I have coffee and nicotine inside me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:24, Reply)

If you've got serious spreadsheet issues,
Ask V, he's got magical spreadsheet powers.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Nah it's sorted,
well not sorted I deleted it and re wrote it myself.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Ah, fair enough!

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I have WASP's 'Fuck Like a Beast' inside my head RIGHT NOW!
Soon I will have to share an office and joys like this will be a thing of the past.
( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Nice!
We just had "Monkey Business" by Skid Row come on, rather loud. Excellent stuff.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I'm listening to the top 500 RAWK songs ever
on ROCK RADIO. It's really good. We're only down to 460ish and we've already had "Big Balls" "Is this Love?" "One Vision" "Under Pressure" and "Lazy"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Excellent!
I had to drop off a hire-car for work this morning, so I grabbed an unlabelled CD from my desk.
First track was "Highway To Hell", second was "Train Of Consequences", third was "From Out Of Nowhere".
Then I got to the garage.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

That's
a real shame.

Bet it put you right off too, having the likes of So Solid Crew after 3 perfectly decent rock tracks.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Brilliant
edit - but it was okay, he only had 21 second to go by then.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You're actually a disgrace to humanity.

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I know
but at least I'm not a Frulli drinking date rapist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Think we've pushed that too far yet?

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I don't think so
we can go much further in taunting that creepy pandering 40 year old date rapist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

...
This has lost it's fun.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Yeah
my heart wasn't really in that last post.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I have
24 pints of cider.

Now, if only there was a BBQ or something this weekend at which I could dispose of them...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'm getting
24 cans of Carling
3 bottles of wine
and 6 bottles of Fruli
delivered to my door by the lovely tesco's tonight.
edit: Carlsberg not Carling, I'm not a chav.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Carling?
What's wrong with you
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

You want the full list,
Or the general condition?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

She suffers from delusions of Pander

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Fruli!?
What's wrong with you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Women love it,
He's gonna be putting the moves on tonight.
Also it's so sweet that it covers the taste of the GHB.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Present for girls

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Although to tell you the truth
I don't hate it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

See above.

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

So I'm not only a creepy stalker, I'm a date rapist?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Oh!
You're admitting it now?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

No I was pointing out that calling me a date rapist was not a nice thing to do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

But if you are a date rapist
it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

Date rapist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You jumped to the date-rape conculsion.
"GHB is taken because users feel that it enhances the experience of being in a club or at a party"

Guilty conscience?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I have a feeling the /talk popular page will just make things worse now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Actually it's carlsberg,
which is a bit better, and it was on offer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

That's
some cocktail. It puts me in mind of a certain beverage that Kaol procured from a tramp once.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I wish this wasn't true :(

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I'm glad it is
I'm going to gather Bristolian tramps for you and herd them into a pen so that you can play with them when you visit.
( Captain V, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I wouldn't bother,
They'll appear when I do.
Like flies on a dead child.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Last night
I received enough apples to make roughly 8 gallons of high-strength Norfolk scrumpy.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

That's something
I've been toying with.

I've got a couple of apple trees in my front garden, so I picked one off the other day to take a sample. Something didn't feel quite right about it, and then a wasp crawled out of a small hole in the side.

It was only then I realised that the whole apple was humming slightly. The fucking thing only had about 30 wasps in it. What a fucking sick joke of nature.

Needless to say, I stamped on it. My cat dealt with the few that got away.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)