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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Covered in lovely adrenal froth. I'm craving bacon, but I'll have to go all the way to Tesco because all the shops near me are pig-free.
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you live in an area inhabited mainly by Jews, Muslims or other religious groups who eschew the meat of the swinebeast, or because you're next door to B&Q and Wickes?
( , Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:50, Reply)

innit. About 12 years ago when I first moved in, I asked the proprietor of one shop if he had any boiled ham. He chuckled and said "No luv." and one of the counter girls looked round nervously. It took ages for the penny to drop. Then I turned maroon.
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