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BACON! I want your BACON-related stuff here. GIVE ME BACON

HOW LOVELY BACON IS MADE MOTHERFUCKERS

Help make this thread 100% pure BACON.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:26, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'kinell
I didn't realise that bacon in the US came pre-cooked.

Actually, American bacon is horrible. Not like the nice lean back stuff we have here.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:36, Reply)

I had some fantastic bacon yesterday
As part of my complete brunch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Oh bacon...
Covered in lovely adrenal froth. I'm craving bacon, but I'll have to go all the way to Tesco because all the shops near me are pig-free.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Is that because
you live in an area inhabited mainly by Jews, Muslims or other religious groups who eschew the meat of the swinebeast, or because you're next door to B&Q and Wickes?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:50, Reply)

I live in a multicultural area
innit. About 12 years ago when I first moved in, I asked the proprietor of one shop if he had any boiled ham. He chuckled and said "No luv." and one of the counter girls looked round nervously. It took ages for the penny to drop. Then I turned maroon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:00, Reply)

mmmmm bacon
mmmm nitrites
mmmm BOWEL CANCER

still, i had some on sunday. i love cancer me.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:48, Reply)

I wondered why Americans
got excited about British bacon? Now I know.

I have no idea how our bacon is made, and even though I don't eat it I do hope it's not like that.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:29, Reply)

NOT ENOUGH BACON!
More BACON: www.everythingbacon.com/

MOAR BACON: images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=bacon&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

MOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR BAC-C-C-C-CUNTING-CON: www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:39, Reply)

I have a bacon sarnie to make me feel better
it's not working yet.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Here y'go
Have a meat ship. It's not entirely bacon, but it has more than enough bacon on it.
EDIT Oh no! 100% pure bacon you said! Ohshitohshitohshit, what have I done? Ah well. Someone was talking about jews and muslims, I'm fairly sure they're not 100% pure bacon.
ANOTHER EDIT Here's a bacon Hitler as well. I'm starting to see bacon in a new light.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Thank you for these BACON gifts
May the smell of GLORIOUS BACON forever waft through your olfactory membranes.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 2:55, Reply)