OMG I TOTALLY KNEW IT
Who did he pander to while I wasn't here?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Vipros,
Mostly.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:34, Reply)

it's true
despite me not being here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Pffft.
I don't feel threatened at all. A smug beard is no substitute for me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

At least he isn't
A terrible friend though.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

or an awful penis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Or choking on the cock of Ignorance.

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I'm not even that.
If anyone is a terrible friend, its his best mate who came to ask for condoms TWICE.

Nope, my friend knew it was coming and being that she is very much like me, i.e. once its over, its over - no hold over anyone, she told me she thought it was a good thing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I was just saying.
*shrugs*
You seem pretty defensive.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I'm a bit defensive yes.
Because I was worried that not everyone would see it in the same way as me and her.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Haha!

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

You're forgetting,
This is the INTERNET.
You mentioned having SEX. And you're a GIRL.
Nobody bothers themselves with the back-story.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Its great being a girl on the internet.

Needn't have worried though, all our friends were pissed off at her and happy for me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Is it?
Is it REALLY?
I'll stick with pretending to be male.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:17, Reply)

It is.
Just ask Psychochomp.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I shall do.
Might be going for a drink with her on Friday.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:20, Reply)