Shush.
You're not supposed to tell anyone about that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 20:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Then what would be the point in running puppy classes?
Certainly not to tell owners that their ickle wickle ball of fluff will eat their whole fucking house by the time they come home and then need a trip to the big scary vets because they weren't smart enough to buy a puppy crate. Surely not!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Can you warn me if you're going to say 'vet'.
The cat just sensed me reading it and bit my hip.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 20:49, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Twice in two days he's bit my hip/waist.
He's evil. Like you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

You must have annoyed him

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 21:00, Reply)

No. He just knows I crave his love and affection
so he toys with me and abuses his power
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 21:05, Reply)

smart cat ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Sykes
to my Nancy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)