If a proposal I just wrote this morning gets accepted,
I'll save the DofH approx £2.5 million a year.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Can I have a thankyou from everyone who pays tax?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Er...
Thank you.
They'll just spend it on something else though.
EDIT: And why WOULDN'T they accept your proposal? Does it involve Satanic rituals? Or banning employees from wearing shoes or something?
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:17, Reply)

In fact,
I'm getting the feeling that you're suggesting something entirely unreasonable.
"Cannibalism to replace staff canteens". No more autopsy costs. No more disposal costs.
Soup of the day is "Cream of Biopsy".
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:20, Reply)

it's to stop sending reminder letters to people to book appointments
when they've already booked or attempted to book an appointment.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:24, Reply)

...
Ah.
Well, I guess someone had to point it out.
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:26, Reply)

and write a database query,
but that took me about 15 mins
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Sounds pretty good work.
I like my idea more though.
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:31, Reply)