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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how rare

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Only as rare as your mum
turning down cock
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)
wh...she never !

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)
Of course she didn't
It's not in her nature. She gets as much as she can, as often as she can.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)
yeah but she'll never catch up to how many horses you've slept with, no matter how many men she fucks
what's your number again?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)
Horses don't do it for me at all
I've always been more of a donkey lover.

My phone number is 555-SLAGHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)
shall I call you then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:05, Reply)
No, call me now

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)
It's not working.
Have you given me the rejection hotline number?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)
I'd never do that
are you adding the +44 code for the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)
I cannot add a +
It works if I just dial out, or add a one.

I mean, it works on other numbers. Not yours.

Stop yanking my chain, monkeyfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:14, Reply)
What would you rather I yank instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:15, Reply)
I'm sure you can think of something

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)
I'm yanking my plank over you, a septic tank

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:19, Reply)
my mum
turns the cock down, and then round a bit.....so she can get it farther up her fucking STINKHOLE.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)
Lovely
is it just your cock she does that too, or is anyone fair game?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)
if you got the cash,
you can stick up her dirty gash!

if you have enough for a few freddo's, or even a chomp, then your still in!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

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