As it's quiet
I'll do another post.

Where's Kaol with his film reviews? I want him to see that Inglourious Basterds and tell me if it's any good. -and has he stopped doing Kaol Black? Surely he can't have run out of ideas already?
...and where's Labia Majora with his comic strip? -and that other bloke with the one he steals from other websites?

Where is everybody?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:23, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm here
But I have no distinguishing qualities or skills.
Well, I'm the Best Lady Whistler in Liverpool, but you can't hear that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Hmmm....
record a sample and we'll all judge for ourselves
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I don't know how to do that.
I'll phone everybody individually and whistle at them instead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Start with
000001 and work your way up
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You fucker

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I'm here
But I have nothing to contribute as I now need to go out to do some work.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Go on then, GO
We don't need you.

*sniffs*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Alright Gloria!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I asked Kaol about Inglourious Basterds earlier
he liked it. I'm going to see it tonight. By coincidence, I also asked him about Kaol Black, and the answer is that he's been doing music stuff instead. Perfectly reasonable, particularly as his band's stuff is rather good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Ta very much
I think he has me on ignore, so he wouldn't even see this anyway
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:27, Reply)

no idea
think he is on lunch anyway. something like that. either that, or the cigarette he was going out to smoke earlier was very very very long.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

You work together?
Do you ever feel tempted to hit him?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I don't work anywhere near him
and yes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Don't be mean about him
he's a lovely bloke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I'm here.
But I'm too wrapped up in my own self-pity to post much.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Would you like me to whistle you a sad song?
To aid the wallowing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Thanks for the offer.
How about the theme tune to Midnight Cowboy?
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Oh, good choice.
I like harmonica best.
When you get bored with that I'll do the harmonica bit from Flowers in December.

We'll never speak of this again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Christ that depresses me
even the 'Wildtrack' theme tune fails to rouse me when I watch that film

*slits wrists*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

It's not meant to rouse you
It's meant to give you a nice soundtrack to slit your wrists to.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

yeah but Wildtrack with Tony Soper?
That show was ACE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I'm here
I haven't much to say

as I'm writing
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Inglourious Basterds
in my opinion is probably Tarantino's best film to date! Its so historically inaccurate it hurt my brain a little but everything else about it is great, even Eli Roth is good!

Christoph Waltz is by far the best thing about the whole film and Brad Pitt is very good in it too!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)