Only if you fall over a dog three times

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you fucking bitch you've always been against my internet relationship
i hope you get spayed by accident at work tomorrow – that’ll teach ya
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:51, Reply)

That would be a little difficult to do
but quite handy considering I don't want any smaller versions of me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:07, Reply)

not even little rory/beckyletters
*cries into pillow*

edit/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:20, Reply)

shudders
What kind of evil hybrid are you trying to create?

BITE IT BITCH, BITE IT HARD
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:21, Reply)

some kind of autistic godzilla
with super powers of being annoying on the internet and stuff like that

c'mon you know it makes total sense

just for scientific purposes and all that

please send me a picture of your bumhole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, Reply)

OMG, that's almost worth you chucking your muck up me for
You free Friday night?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:41, Reply)

totally
For convenience sake lets go for O’Neills in Muswell Hill

I won’t post on calendar / as clearly it’s a secret bash and we can

talk about all the other wankers on here

**excites**

**excrements**
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:53, Reply)

See you there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:58, Reply)

WHAT TIME SHOULD WE MEET
We can have a B4sh corner and stuff,
please act normally as I don't want a lifetime banning order from the place.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:12, Reply)