I'm starting to look like a lego man
Why is it that when I decide to grow my hair long I get fed up at this stage and shave it all off again?

Surely being called Noel Gallagher on the street is a positive! Why can't I realise this?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 18:28, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A positive?
Are you quite mad, man?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 18:46, Reply)

because he's a cunt?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 18:46, Reply)

his brother is the cunt
he's just a bit shit,
with a few quid in his pocket he fucked off to that London, but keeps bleating on about his Burnage / City roots
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Screenshots
Rory Lyon having an opinion on something other than a thread/person being shit. Saving this bad boy for posterity.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Evening slutbucket

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Evening cuntface

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)

How's your lizard

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:40, Reply)

He's good thanks
Shed his skin over the weekend and scared another nurse :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:59, Reply)

D:
.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

No, he's a cunt too
His brothers more of a cunt, but he's most definitely still a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:32, Reply)

You dropped this
'
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:39, Reply)

I don't think he could care less either way
fair dues
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:31, Reply)

That's partly what makes him such a cunt
the other part being that he's an extremely stupid cunt with serious delusions of grandeur.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)

I've always thought of them as shitelamps
teh kids say otherwise, as I'm sure his bank account will testify to.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)

plus
he likes to look after his mammy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Sadly he managed to capture the pathetically limited imaginations
of an entire generations of incredibly stupid cunts with his regurtitated take on a variety of classic tunes and some truly awful lyrics which tried to sound deep but in reality where just very, very bad, sub sixth form poetry.

He is one of a number of people who could be safely killed without any loss to the world at all.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:45, Reply)

D:
but who would look after his mammy?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Given that she sired two such total cunts
I don't really care. I'm sure she can look after herself.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:53, Reply)

maybe if she was a man / pedant alert
birthed yes ..... unless you have a story for the news of teh world
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Meh. I'd care more if you had massive pert 17 year old breasts I could pander too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

well as you ask
i am the comedy account for VC

Just gaz me and I can send you pictures of my bumhole if you like

:)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I'd prefer it if you could gaz me
pictures of your amazing lesbian acts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Gasps
Shocked and appalled of Norf Lahndon
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:24, Reply)

look guys
i'm moving there soon to move in with my internet boyfriend
i think that we should all get along
huggles and sweetness

i have totally loads of homework to do so we can speak later ok??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Only if you fall over a dog three times

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)

you fucking bitch you've always been against my internet relationship
i hope you get spayed by accident at work tomorrow – that’ll teach ya
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:51, Reply)

That would be a little difficult to do
but quite handy considering I don't want any smaller versions of me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:07, Reply)

not even little rory/beckyletters
*cries into pillow*

edit/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:20, Reply)

shudders
What kind of evil hybrid are you trying to create?

BITE IT BITCH, BITE IT HARD
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:21, Reply)

some kind of autistic godzilla
with super powers of being annoying on the internet and stuff like that

c'mon you know it makes total sense

just for scientific purposes and all that

please send me a picture of your bumhole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, Reply)

OMG, that's almost worth you chucking your muck up me for
You free Friday night?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:41, Reply)

totally
For convenience sake lets go for O’Neills in Muswell Hill

I won’t post on calendar / as clearly it’s a secret bash and we can

talk about all the other wankers on here

**excites**

**excrements**
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:53, Reply)

See you there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:58, Reply)

WHAT TIME SHOULD WE MEET
We can have a B4sh corner and stuff,
please act normally as I don't want a lifetime banning order from the place.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Which one's which again?
They're both that shit that I get them confused when people refer to one as 'the talented one'.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Noel is alledged brains of the outfit
liam is the swaggering cock who deserves a solid beating every day, and twice on a sunday
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

That's not really saying much now is it?
So Noel is Thunderbirds, Liam is Ian Brown wannabe. Cheers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Ian Brown is another total cunt
I really don't understand why people go so bat shit crazy over the first Stone Roses Album.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:53, Reply)

I don't know why they go mental over any of the albums
but I don't like Northern Monkeys...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Dewd
The Roses beat everything with a stick /
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

John Squires guitar work
beats everything with a stick. Ian Brown is a talentless monkey.

He was recently quoted saying he would only reform the Stone Roses if he was begging on the street. Which was slightly redundant since Squire had previously unveiled a piece of artwork stating that he would never desecrate the grave of the stone roses.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I'm too old to be a muso / but if I WAS
Brown's solo work clearly shows that he's anything but a prick. Swaggering / yes with a slight dollop of annoyance.
Mani and Reni can also be considered to hold it with the best.
I was around Manchester during the late 80's and 90's, the Roses picked up from the Smith's and brought things forward.
Oasis apparently took up their baton – did they shite. They never expanded but repeated the same tired formula to death, with sad delusions of being in the spirit of the Beatles thrown in for good measure
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)

But what about other bands of the time though?
Eg, Happy Mondays. Fucking loved them, but then Black Grape was created and that created a quandary. Devotion to both bands seemed a bit wrong since they were essentially the same band, only slightly different.

Or Primal Scream since screamadelica...worth it or not?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

the mondays
had a spark of something at the beginning, but most of their stuff is shite mainly due to them injecting crack into their eyeballs, salford twats that they are.
dropkick losers
/fact internet fans
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:41, Reply)

But Rev Black grape was a thing of wonder
I remember seeing Bez at pretty much every festival I went to over a 3 year period in the late nineties and wondering how the fuck he did it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:47, Reply)

drugs
lots and lots
He's still a regular around the northern quarter in Manchester.
I still see Mani knocking around Chorlton.
Both alive but showing their years.
Drink and drugs don't work kids.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:02, Reply)

CoughShaneMcGowanCough
bad and wrong
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:08, Reply)

poor shane :(
he's been Korsakoff's dementia for the past 30 years
although english, he's a disgrace to Ireland
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:19, Reply)

He's a wrongun
I fucking hate Fairytale of New York
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:21, Reply)

i don't know why this is even going on
in conclusion :
oasis are and always have been shit
Noel may or may not be a cunt, but at least he looks after his mammy
Liam is an alpha spastic shitcunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:55, Reply)

But my hair!
What about my hair?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:56, Reply)

dewd
alopecia is the best thing that can happen to you
then you can stop whining about your hairstyling ON THE INTERNET
you emo puff
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Ahahaha
That's me told!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 0:00, Reply)